Sheepville

I'm sitting nice and relaxed this afternoon as Kelly is in close, lightly breathing into my ear as she runs her buzzing, vibrating little tool just along the hairline of my neck. She suddenly has the urge to let me know how she feels and says, "I'm so incredibly hot right now." I just had no idea how to respond to that. You see Kelly is the new girl that cuts my hair, the buzzing, vibrating tool was hair clippers, and I'm pretty sure any response of mine to what she said, agreeing with her or not, could very likely result in an unsightly bald patch left by the clippers. After a moment of me silently wondering if she realized what she just said she further explained by bringing up the overhead lighting and the girl behind the counter (who must control the heating levels) must be much cooler just sitting all day.

I have to wonder if she has a blog and is posting today, "OMG, I can't believe what I blurted out to a total stranger today!"