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We know who they are, Somalians. We know because they are holding the ships (like the Saudi oil tanker the size of three aircraft carriers for ransom) so there isn't any doubt. An Indian warship just sank one of their big ships, but for the most part they have had free reign. This is an extremely easy problem to solve. We just need to announce that the pirates have stolen one of our nukes and demand its return. Wait a week, nuke their harbor and then express our sympathy over them accidently detonating the nuke evidently while experimenting with it. Express a plea for them to stop their pirating as something like this could happen again.